tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2734268359956635643.post7257549905734511968..comments2023-09-18T10:16:32.573-04:00Comments on New Jersey Life: Here's to YouNew Jersey Lifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01454902195230278969noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2734268359956635643.post-36247105746996649402009-11-02T08:54:33.679-05:002009-11-02T08:54:33.679-05:00Making a toast is often an opportunity for a perso...Making a toast is often an opportunity for a person to have his or her 15 minutes of fame ---- at great cost to the captive audience. To all those who have the chance ----remember ---- "Speak up so you can be heard, stand up so you can be seen and shut up so you can be enjoyed."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2734268359956635643.post-30636041426409734652009-10-30T09:40:31.560-04:002009-10-30T09:40:31.560-04:00if you're spkg at a wedding & you're &...if you're spkg at a wedding & you're "with" the bride, don't forget to mention the groom, & v.v. also, never mention how nervous you are - this will put everyone on edge, & invariably torpedo the vibe, which affects of said torpedoing will then be reflected back at you, not unlike headlights, before which you will become like a deer; your eyes will widen, your voice will start to shake, the lining of your throat to thicken. have i got your attention? also, think of the wedding band (not to mention the various wedding-hardened vets scattered throughout the room) - they've heard the same cookie cutter speech(es) every w/e for the past 7 years. so, like anonymous said, s. & s., emphasis on the second s., b/c even W-H Vs are suckers for some genuine s-ness.Big Shantzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02093397840282637492noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2734268359956635643.post-62472541241649043502009-10-29T21:37:09.330-04:002009-10-29T21:37:09.330-04:00Short and sweet, I must concur. Another thing I...Short and sweet, I must concur. Another thing I've noticed- if your toast has more I's than they or she or he...you need to do a little more thinking about what you can add about the toastee and lose about the toasterAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com